From Letterman's Top Ten
Top Ten Signs The Government Is Spying On You
10. Your kitty has a satellite dish on his head
9. At restaurant waiter urges, "Speak directly into the dinner rolls"
8. Your car's GPS unit has an awful lot of questions
7. "Girl Scout" delivering your thin mints is 6'4, 270
6. Keep finding underpants labeled "Agent Morales"
5. Mailman warns you, "This conversation may be recorded for quality control purposes"
4. NSA sends over sexy lingerie they'd like your wife to wear
3. You sing in the shower, a mysterious voice responds, "A little pitchy"
2. There's a Navy Seal hiding in your fish tank
1. Several times a week, you get chloroformed, stuffed in a trunk and dumped in Mexico