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Thursday, April 16, 2009

Janet Napolitano tries to explain the DHS report

Janet Napolitano tries to explain her DHS report that equates "right-wingers" and "pro-lifers" with terrorsts. Unfortunately, she only allows the host Joe Scarborough to ask one question.



From Letterman's Top Ten

Top Ten Signs The Government Is Spying On You

10. Your kitty has a satellite dish on his head

9. At restaurant waiter urges, "Speak directly into the dinner rolls"

8. Your car's GPS unit has an awful lot of questions

7. "Girl Scout" delivering your thin mints is 6'4, 270

6. Keep finding underpants labeled "Agent Morales"

5. Mailman warns you, "This conversation may be recorded for quality control purposes"

4. NSA sends over sexy lingerie they'd like your wife to wear

3. You sing in the shower, a mysterious voice responds, "A little pitchy"

2. There's a Navy Seal hiding in your fish tank

1. Several times a week, you get chloroformed, stuffed in a trunk and dumped in Mexico

1 comment:

Adrienne said...

Wouldn't you just hate to spend your life always having to explain something really stupid that you've said?? Seems to me it would be easier to think before you speak!