From Letterman's Top Ten:
Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear From Your Mom
10. I don't have a favorite child, but I do have a least favorite
9. I always had you pegged for prison
8. Why are you so mean to Regis?
7. Could you make my Mother's Day gift out to "cash"?
6. I'm not angry at the way you turned out, I'm just disappointed
5. Get off my property or I'll call the cops
4. You were so much cuter when we dressed you as a girl
3. I'm doing this Top Ten List for the paycheck
2. Don't just marry the first girl you live with for twenty-three years
1. Why can't you have a show at ten o'clock?
9. I always had you pegged for prison
8. Why are you so mean to Regis?
7. Could you make my Mother's Day gift out to "cash"?
6. I'm not angry at the way you turned out, I'm just disappointed
5. Get off my property or I'll call the cops
4. You were so much cuter when we dressed you as a girl
3. I'm doing this Top Ten List for the paycheck
2. Don't just marry the first girl you live with for twenty-three years
1. Why can't you have a show at ten o'clock?
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